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Skating Books We Would Never Write
Since we've had some heavy duty discussions on the forums lately, I thought I'd lighten things up here a bit and based on a thread I've been laughing over on FSUniverse, start a list of skating books that we would **NEVER* write.
My contribution: "The Insiders Guide to the Perfect Sitspin"
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Adult Nationals, 2009 "The Time of My Life" |
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"Mastering spins in 3 easy steps"
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"It’s never too late to skate at any age." - Alexei Mishin. |
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lol this is a fun thread, here's my books
How To End That Scratchy Toe Pick Yes You Can! Floating Waltz Jumps to Triple Axels |
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"How to land a consistent loop jump?"
"How to pass Bronze Moves in 10 easy steps?" (Okay, I'm not that bad now! I might actually pass my Bronze moves test this year! WHAT A CONCEPT, huh?)
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Cheers, jazzpants 11-04-2006: Shredded "Pre-Bronze FS for Life" Club Membership card!!! Silver Moves is the next "Mission Impossible" (Dare I try for Championship Adult Gold someday???) Thank you for the support, you guys!!! |
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"How to look graceful on the ice"
"Bending your knees - The first rule of skating" "Spinning for Dummies" And for the book I am most likely to write: "How to drive your coach crazy in 3 simple steps." |
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Ha! Awesome idea. Here are mine:
Go Big or Go Home: Master Your Fear and Do the Big Jumps You, Too, Can Do Lovely, Perfect Inside 3-Turns And one that I could write: How to Procrastinate Testing Pre-Bronze Till You're 80 |
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Achieving Level 4 Spins --Creative Variations for the Bored Skater
(with demostrations by the author) |
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I have written a few things actually
"How to practice consistently" "How to pick the music at the last second of competition" "I hate axels" "How to piss people off at skatingforums"
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Ha, ha! Great thread topic.
The book I'd never write would be "How to Love the Backspin"
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for dancers
"European Waltz for Dummies" "Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about the Tango...but were Afraid to Ask"
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American Waltz... Once, Twice, ???? ... Q: How many coaches does it take to fix Jen's Dance Intro-3 Problems A: 5 and counting... |
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"Disappear Purple: How to Completely Heal a Bruise Before the Next Training Session"
"If you arent flying, youre not trying: a beginners guide to spectacular falls"
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-------------- -Erinna- aka cassarilda My Progress Report! "Did I mention there is only ONE rink in Melbourne?!" "If you're not flying, you're obviously not trying!!!" - courtsey of the guy who helped me up off the ice after my last spectacular and sore fall |
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"Finding The Toe Picks On Forward Stroking"
"Unintended Air-Time" "Moves In The Field For Kitchen Floor Skaters"
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Hmmm, well, jazzpants already took 2 of my ideas , let's see....
"How To Stay Off Your Toepicks In Back Crossovers" "How To Not Flap Your Arms While Skating" "How To Conquer Fear And Get Good Height On Your Jumps" |
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These are hilarious. My favorite so far is the unintentional air time. LOL.
Here are my picks: "Lobotomies, the pros and cons for overthinkers" "Splat-Land-Splat-Land: Consistency--Gaining and Remaining" "Learning to make Splats part of choreography--Video Included" And last but not least: "Multiple uses for the Gluteus Maximus--It's not just for hot pants anymore" have a great day everyone, Careygram
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Landing Your Axel Successfully How to put the POWER in your Power Threes! Every Little Move: A Complete Guide to Making Every Moment Count in your Free Skate |
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I was trying to think up something....then it hit me...my book would NEVER be...
"How To Figure Skate With Out Going Broke!"
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Why are you skating so slowly? Get out of my way! If you skate faster, it makes everything look better! |
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In honor of this year and last year's placements - "Competing out of the Cellar - How to NOT come in last at major competitions"
In honor of my many it-has-a-mind-of-its-own styles - "Hair 'Dos' - no-fail hairstyles for skating competitions" My least consistent jump - "Lutz-a Love" "You Might Remember This -- Skating to Skating's Most Popular Music" - since I try to find odd selections to skate to.
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"Easy Doubles for the Adult Skater"
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because of my difficulty with these:
Backward 3-Turns: The Easy Bend and Glide lol.
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Based on more than two decades in the sport, I will never write:
"Lightning Learning: How to Learn to Skate in 30 Days or Less" or "Instant Axels" |
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Cheers, jazzpants 11-04-2006: Shredded "Pre-Bronze FS for Life" Club Membership card!!! Silver Moves is the next "Mission Impossible" (Dare I try for Championship Adult Gold someday???) Thank you for the support, you guys!!! |
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Cheers, jazzpants 11-04-2006: Shredded "Pre-Bronze FS for Life" Club Membership card!!! Silver Moves is the next "Mission Impossible" (Dare I try for Championship Adult Gold someday???) Thank you for the support, you guys!!! |
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Ok, for the three competitions when I had to skate "against the book" because I was the only entrant in my class:
"Competition Psychology: Psyching Out Your Competitors" by Ivana Skatalot Hopefully, I will NOT be the only one skating no-test at this year's Halloween Classic......hello? anyone??? is anyone out there???? Oh, well.
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