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rack
02-13-2003, 08:34 AM
Has anyone else noticed these are the same people?

Dick: I don't know what these singers are coming to. She should have extended that note longer and she has much too much vibrato in the spiral sequence. She's a charming singer with a great deal of potential but she needs to work a lot harder if she's going to be the next American Idol.

Peggy: She's a lovely singer. I wish her trills had been a little faster, and that she'd held her high note longer to give it more emphasis, but she's lovely to listen to.

Terry: Was her dress supposed to fall off her left breast like that?

Simon: I'm sorry but her camel spin left a great deal to be desired and I found her footwork sloppy and uninspired. It isn't enough just to show up for a competition like this. You have to have done your homework.

Paula: She's a lovely skater. I wish her spins had been a little faster, and that she'd held her spiral a little longer to give it more emphasis, but she's lovely to look at.

Randy: Was her dress supposed to fall off her left breast like that? I like it!
:lol:
iceskaterdawn
02-13-2003, 11:03 AM
LOL!!!:lol: I needed a good laugh this morning. I could definately see all them saying those things.
JDC1
02-13-2003, 03:13 PM
There is a similarity except when Irina skates and then Peggy get's a little "Simonesque" not that it's never warranted. :-)
Flatfoote
02-13-2003, 03:32 PM
LOL!

And how many of you are reading "Simon's" critique with his accent firmly imbedded in your brain?
GEM21
02-13-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by Flatfoote
And how many of you are reading "Simon's" critique with his accent firmly imbedded in your brain?

Guilty!!! LOL!! I can picture him saying something like that too...

:P

Laura
IgglesII
02-13-2003, 06:49 PM
Instead of telling someone that they're the worst singer in the entire history of the world, Dick could simply tell them that their singing sends him to the refrigerator in search of a snack.
Skatingsarah
02-13-2003, 07:22 PM
I can totally picture Simon saying that! I just got the biggest mental picture! Thanks for posting...this is halarious