Limerick time!

[John King]

There was a young girl named Oksana
Who'd skate in a balletic manna
For the world to behold
She spun us a Gold
And touched many hearts of a fan-a
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There once was a dancer named Maya
Who set all our hearts on faya
With Evgeny in tow
They scored a 6-0
Triuphed in the kiss 'n krya

[snoopysnake]

There once was this Hamilton, Scott,
Gold were all those great medals he got.
From the ice to the mike,
He's an ice man we like,
Not just like, we all love him a lot!

More to come!

[John King]

A skater named Sasha Cohen
Has all good things for her goin'
Dexterity and speed
Artistry is her creed
Brightest new star ever known

[Leela]

In ice dance, each stroke needs great thrust,
For Tanith and Ben, it's a must.
Their steps are so fast,
They go streaking past,
Leaving others behind in their (ice) dust! :D

[John King]

A bright young lady Lucinda
Could skate 'bout as fast as a blender
With Denise passing the flame
In the skating game
Miss Ruh's now the new Swiss Wonder!

[Ice T]

My skater most fave is Kurt B
With the fastest feet you ever did see
Those shiny tight pants
Just put me in rants
How I miss pro skating indeed


There's a rising star named Evan
Who's got two new bronze medalin'
I hope he does great
At Nats in his skate
Make O' Team and I'll thank heaven

[John King]

Miss Sokolova's sweet smile
Is noticable as her style
But she earned pedigree
By winning - this year - three
So don't count her out by a mile.

[Tapper]

There was a young skater named Mao
Whom the ISU would not allow
To skate in Torino
in 2 thou-sixarino,
Now four more before Mao takes that bow!