Michelle turns pro!

[Lark]

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!

teeheeheeeee

:halo:

[tdnuva]

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!

... and a VERY early one :mrgreen:

[noavail]

har har, though i've seen several of these michelle retires threads, wouldn't it be funny if someday she did decide to retire on a april fool's day? :P

[jazzpants]

Yeap! I sure know when I start seeing "Michelle turns pro" threads that it's April Fool's Day!!! :lol: :P

[snoopysnake]

I was born, ha ha! (My birthday is indeed April Fool's Day. It was also Easter Sunday the year I was born.)

Anyway, if playing April Fool's jokes, why stop there?

- Dick Button is reinstating as a pairs skater. His partner will be Surya Bonaly.

- Ottavio Cinquata has qualified for the 2006 Olympics in Ice Dancing. His US citizenship was expedited by a petition sigined by the entire US Figure Skating team and its alumni of the past 30 years. Naomi Lang will come out of retirement to skate with Ottavio.

- Michelle Kwan will be Sasha Cohen's next coach. She is also coaching Robin Wagner and Tatiana Tarasova who both are training to reinstate for the 2006 Olympics. Michelle herself will be coached by Kimmie Meissner, who is being coached by Sasha Cohen. "Saves us all so much money in coaching fees," remarked Sasha.

- Chengjiang Li has successfully laned a heptuple axel in practice. He is the early favorite for Gold in Torino.