Top Ten resons to fear the Mob now

[trixie]

Top ten reasons to fear the Mob now :


1. Robin Joy Wagner singing "Happy Birthday, Mr.President" at the Garden

2. Rocky Marval..the new Don of the Jersey Family

3.ISU HDQ moved to the Bergin Gun Club.

4.Klingbeil calls you for a fitting for cement boots.

5. Stevedores wearing Billings as standard issue.

6. Sydney Vogelova declares Russian heritage.

7. All Callaghan students must now respond "Yes, Godfather".

8. Mr. Button has the butler look in his bed each night.

9. Tara gets an acting role on the Sopranos.

10.Hall of Fame is now the Sinatra Suite at Ceasar's

[speedy]

11. Dick Button starts talking like Marlon Brando during telecasts and Peggy starts using a lot more profanity on air.

12. Stars On Ice drops sponsor Smuckers for Vinnie's Olive Oil.

13. Tom Collins is made an "offer he can't refuse" to take certain bad skaters on tour with COI.

14. There is a huge upswing in figure skating specials originating from Sicily.

15. The death spiral takes on a new meaning.

[Yazmeen]

16. Skaters who are NOT Philippe Candeloro suddently switch from Maleguena, DonQ, Carmen, Nessum Dorma and music by Rachmaninoff to the "Theme from the Godfather" for their long programs.
17. Ms. Lipinski becomes the star of the now, re-named interactive show "Tony and TARA's Wedding."
18. Sarah Hughes' first skating special is switched from NBC to HBO and is titled "Sarah Salutes the Sopranos."

[trixie]

God ones, guys ! Imean, you gotta laugh or you will cry...

What number are we on ?

...Harding wins smashing comeback at Jimmy Hoffa Open in Detroit.

[LTM]

Those are TOO funny. :D